Oi, the warrior is awaking!
*You open your eyes and sit up, still in a daze*
Hello warrior! That was quite a hit you took. I'm sure you don't know who I am, so let me introduce myself.
My name is Hans Vitalis, I am the local shop keeper in this fine village of Ethia.
Here, let me help you up.
*Reaches his hand out to you*
*Grab hand and rise to your feet*
*Slap hand* and respond: "Get your filthy paws away from me, you disgraceful piece of flesh"