"Darpick! Just the man I wanted to see".
"What does a puny human like yourself want to speak with me about?"
"Let me up and I will tell you" you reply
*Darpick pounds his staff against the ground and you float up the the surface, past it and he drops you from a few feet in the air*
*You dust yourself off and clear your throat*
"Voltain Darpick, I would like to join your forces of evil, and help you take over Ethia"
"Why do you wish to betray your own race, human?"
Respond: "Because through my experiences, I've always found evil as the more powerful path.
Respond: "Oh shit, I'm a human?!?